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Event Archive - RENT CHEQUE: Abby Normal, Lex

Wed. February 24th 2016 The Astoria (No Minors)
8:30 - 1:00 doors at 7:00
$5 at the door only.
Get Naked- Win Cash
Last Wednesday of every month
At The Astoria.
!!!Open Gender/Open Skill/Anything goes!!!

If you are interested in performing, RSVP before 8pm on the day of the event and we will make sure you have free cover.
It's as simple as sending a youtube link of your song to [email protected] with your stage name.
We'll make sure we have your song cued up, as well as priority placing for your performance.

You are able to sign up at the event, however you MUST bring your song on your own music device (ipod/mp3 player/smart phone).
We are not able to accomodate any new song requests at the venue.

Otherwise cover is only $5.

DJ skills by Skinny Pete.
Hostessed by the magnificently lippy Lex Gray
Pornography c/o Abby Normal

Some call it a No Pants Dance Off, some call it a Tops Down Throw Down. Others like to think of it as a live nude performance art competition. We like them all, but prefer to call it COMPLETE FLESH MAYHEM, and guarantee it`s just a hot fucking mess that you will wish you remembered in the morning.

Rent Cheque gives you the opportunity to take your clothes off for the fun of it and walk away with a huge chunk of change to make your landlord happy.

1st prize gets a chunk of ca$h, ca$h, $$$MONEY$$$ (up to $500 depending on how full we can get the bar)
2nd and 3rd also go home with a chunk of change.

For performers, we have some simple rules:
No pros
No weapons
No sex acts
No spillables- foods, liquids, whipped cream, glitter, etc.
Clean up ANY messes
You must be covered up before and after your performance.
(you will be disqualified if you can't respect the rules)

We're sex positive, body positive, and life positive.
There's ZERO ROOM for assholes or creeps at Rent Cheque.
We aim to keep you slutty and sweaty and smiling.

Rent Cheque is a BOO FREE ZONE (and sometimes a FREE BOOZE ZONE!) That means that if you are not in love with a certain performer, then just cheer louder and crazier for the one which has captured your heart. Either moan or cheer. No other sounds allowed pls.

The end of the night winner is judged based on crowd response. SO IF YOU PLAN ON WINNING, BRING EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER SEDUCED TO SCREAM FOR YOU.

Doors are 9.
Pornography starts at 10.
Performers go on in increments throughout the night starting at 11:00pm, and ending at 12:34 on the dot.
3 finalists are picked, and then the winner is chosen by crowd applause.

In between performers we get down and dirty with a topless dance party.
We are TOTALLY SOOOO DOWN if you wanna ditch your shirts at the door but please keep on your bra (or pasties) due to liquor licesing issues.
Our door girl is a babe so tip her if you can, but show her tits either way.

Costumes, props, creativity and excessive liquor consumption are highly encouraged.

Again, Rent Cheque is a `pro-free` zone. Which means we are stripping for the common (and epically sexy) folks. That said, if you are an unstoppable peeler or other kind of bad-ass naked performer and wanna pimp your shit out at the end of our night once our voting is over- feel free to throw us a line at [email protected] . We probably wanna totally oogle you and help to promote your skills!

Every month we give away 10% of whatever our total prize money is to our favorite local charity WISH Drop-In Centre Society


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