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Event Archive - Ear Muffs Karaoke: Drew Waldorf

Mon. January 19th 2015 9pm - 1am The Cobalt (No Minors) 9pm - 1am (Weekly Event)
Free
EAR MUFFS
[eer-muhf]
Noun
1. Objects designed to cover a person's ears for protection against cold or loud noises.
2. A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.
3. A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.
4. One of the most fun Monday night parties in town.

NO COVER!! $6 DOUBLES!!

----FAQ----

Q: How early should I come down?
A: At freakin' doors if you want a table. By 10:00 PM if you want to sing more than one song.

Q: Who's that babe in the glasses who hosts every week?
A: It's Drew mothafuckin' Waldorf, ACT LIKE YOU KNOW!

Q: Can I bring a whole crew on stage with me?
A: We don't mind at all. See how many people you can get up there.

Q: It's getting late and I'm getting drunk, can I bribe the host to skip to my song?
A: Yes, he likes cash. Cold hard cash.

Q: Will there be babes?
A: Oh.. man... Yeah you better believe it.

Q: Will EAR MUFFS get me laid?
A: Only you can get you laid. We gave you the $6 doubles, the rest is up to you and your angelic voice.


EAR MUFFS! EAR MUFFS! EAR MUFFS! EAR MUFFS!
EVERY MONDAY!
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