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Fri. March 11th 2005
@  33100 10th Ave Mission BC (All Ages)
Faty Maty and the Yellowbelts, Harmless Heroes, Glorious Janitors, Sans Nathaniel
Fri. August 13th 2004
Ambleside Youth Centre West Vancouver BC (All Ages)
Glorious Janitors, Oppose the Hero, Martial Law - Vancouver, And More
Fri. August 6th 2004
CascadeFalls Mission BC (All Ages)
Highway Star, Glorious Janitors, Stalemate, Erick Nielsen, One Chord Ctruck, Chocolate Covered Nipples, Fun 100, Radiokill, Oppose the Hero
Fri. July 23rd 2004
Classic Rhythm Coffee Shop Abbotsford BC (All Ages)
Glorious Janitors, Oppose the Hero
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Glorious Janitors

Glorious Janitors

Confirmed: Nov. 19, 2010 (Archived)

Label: Glorious Janitorial Records
Punk-Metal from Abbotsford BC
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Past Shows (12)

In a world of pop-encrusted radio waves and air-brushed, 30 billion dollar rap music videos, the Glorious Janitors suddenly exploded onto the music scene at the dawn of the millenium. The sheer sonic force of this event is rumoured to have blown Justin Timberlake's face off, whereafter his crack team of surgeons had to use 43 pounds of plastic to re-create his visage.

Disgusted with the likes of boring new rock and cookie-cutter pop, the Glorious Janitors quickly set about bringing back the hard rocking, fun music that they so badly missed in today's bands. Combining the complex song structures and epic metal feel of Iron Maiden with the balls full-on driving force of Motorhead, and adding fun, cheesily-dark lyrics about vampire slaying and such, the Janitors have created a powerful blend of genres guaranteed to rock you. Complex yet not overly technical, the Janitors strike a balance between the explosive energy of punk and the moving power of epic metal to create a sound that both pays tribute to the old gods of metal and strikes out in a new, fresh direction of rock.

Lyrics from the Theme of the Glorious Janitors put it best: "we're the Glorious Janitors, the stupendous, fabulous Janitors, music is our only goal, we're here to save rock and roll!"

no-beard jack

johnny ransom
2nd lead guitar

1st lead guitar

ash j. williams


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Status: Broken Up
- Last confirmed Nov. 19, 2010

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