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Past Shows

Sat. October 29th 2016
Funky Winker Beans (No Minors)
DEVILS NIGHT EVE WITH~ Infectious Decay, Functor , VOMITSELF, ASHES OF PURGATORY
Sat. July 9th 2016
Funky Winker Beans (No Minors)
TOURING METAL~~ FIVE HUNDRED POUND FURNACE, GANGLYON, Functor , Infectious Decay
Sat. December 19th 2015
Funky Winker Beans (No Minors)
ANTICHRISTMASS XIV~~ Ogroem, Functor , Terminal Sequence, Pest Synapse, SEASONAL SNAPS WITH SATAN CLAWS
Fri. November 13th 2015
Funky Winker Beans (No Minors)
Functor , HALLUX, Infectious Decay
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Functor

Functor

Confirmed: May. 5, 2015 (Awaiting Update)

Label: No Bread! rec
Grindcore from Maple Ridge BC

Contact Details

Functor
Functor666@gmail.com
604.351.2852

Past Shows (16)
Tracks (1)

Functor is terrible. It is awful, indignant, talentless noise made by bigoted, loud mouth, idiots.

One time three assholes went to a concert, it was ill repute or despise you or something. Who cares. It became blatantly obvious that anyone could pretend they're in a metal band, and that they could make fat stacks off this 'grindcore' scam.

They were right. Thus Functor, if not aborted, should have been murdered hastily after it's miserable birth, was bestowed the holy breath of life.

Within a month it was painfully obvious to the most disabled retards, they weren't annoying nearly enough people. No one cares who said it, but, one of those assholes was like "maybe we need a self Rightious pothead who doesn't give a hobo's shit about metal in the band". The other guys were like "fuck you, you're gay". So he found one anyways. Now there's four idiots making the same stupid garbage music.

Rev. Andy of Functor

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Ca$h Money
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Videos

Shoot Dope and Don't Eat Meat - Functor
In this Video Artist(s) Functor
Posted: Oct. 1, 2014
Functorobics
In this Video Artist(s) Functor
Posted: May. 5, 2015

Current Lineup

NameRoleDates
BradenDrummer2013-present
AndyBass2013-present
JustinVocals2013-present
TomGuitar2013-present
Justin ClarkVocals2013-present
Status: Available for Shows/Gigs
We are willing to play any punk/metal/indie gigs - Last confirmed May. 5, 2015

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